Cutlery Woes...

Lucy's names for cutlery are as follows:
Spoon or fork = "Poon."
Knife = .....wait for it......






........."Sword."

Sugar Junkie

Lucy came home from Nanny's house with a tupperware container filled with those cocopop crackles. Delicious!! Only problem though is she has a rather unusual name for the treats......











...... "Mommy, can I have some chocolate crack?"

Cowboys and Cows and Pigs : Oh My! !

Lucy and Matt were talking, and Lucy asked about Matt's nose ring. He showed her, and she laughed and told him he looked like a cow - "You look like a cow! Cowboy!"

Then somehow we got to talking about what we get from cows (still trying to get her to say things OTHER than meat come from cows...). For the next few minutes Lucy sang a lovely song that went a little something like:

"Cow boobies cow boobies, milk is from the cow boobs!"

I showed her a youtube about milking cows (luckily I found a G rated clip, I was a bit scared searching..) and she ran off giggling.

I checked my email and was replying to some messages when I heard hooting and uproarious laughter from the lounge. I ran in to find both Lucy and Matt looking at the ceiling talking about footprints.

Yes.

Lucy was spider-pigged on my ceiling, and now I have to clean the footprints off before next rent inspection! ! Gah!!!

Biology 101

I was driving Lucy home from school today, and we saw some cows in a paddock. I asked her "what do you get from cows?"

I was expecting something like milk or cheese but instead recieved the answer:

"MEAT!"


Oh dear.


Thanks to Aubrey for the image!

Heart break can be painful.

Picked Lucy up from school yesterday and she ran out and leaped on me like usual.
She said "Oh mommy I was climbing in the tree and broke my heart!!"

Love at warp speed

Lucy while running through the kitchen at full speed:


"Mommy I love you so fast!!!"


lol


*cockles of heart warm right through*

A true tale of transexuality, intercourse, death and necrophilia.

We were out looking for snails in the garden after all the rain this morning, and I found two snails in a compromising position...

I called Lucy over (because we're all about learning) and told her "two snails were making babies!"

She RACED over to have a look, and in her haste accidently stepped on ONE of the snails. She didn't realise, so picked the other snail up...

THEY STAYED ATTACHED

So yes, one of the hermaphrodites was commiting an act of necrophilia.

I wonder if it's possible that the dead one at that point had all the sex organs or if the living one had them....